Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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