I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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