I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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