pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
wow bdsm is so cute
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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