I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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