38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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