Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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