Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
we should paint friendship bongs
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