so that wasnt chicken after all
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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