I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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