NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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