I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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