found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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