I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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