chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she told me i tasted like america
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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