but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My liver just had a heart attack.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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