Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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