I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
