so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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