I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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