On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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