Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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