just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
