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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
