so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i dont even know how to be here
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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