these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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