i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
True strength comes from lack of pants
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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