so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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