Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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