So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
If that was your dad, he is hot
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All the doctor said was why
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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