he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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