I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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