i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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