Small penises have feelings too.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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