Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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