speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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