why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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