i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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