$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
soo... how was my night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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