I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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