rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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