It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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