So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize