now i know why i became what i already was.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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