At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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