Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
only you would photoshop your dick
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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