they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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