HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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