umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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