is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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