Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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