its not stalking. its research.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
