Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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