I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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