I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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