After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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