Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
